Seth Keiper

Nine hundred billion dollars. This is the rough amount for this year's (2009) stimulus bill. To put this into perspective, imagine since the beginning of the Common Era (not counting leap years), that there was one million USD spent for every day of those years, 365 days a year, until 2009. That would be roughly 733,285 days. Now, multiply that by one million USD and you would get: $733,285,000,000 (USD).  A lot of money to hand out, especially when there are programs it would be funding that reek of pork:

• $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film.
• $650 million for the digital television converter box coupon program.
• $2.5 million in hard-earned taxpayer money for a "Waterfront Duck Pond Park" in Hercules, California.
• $200,000 for a dog park in Hercules, California.
• $2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal power plant in Illinois that the Department of Energy defunded last year because it said the project was inefficient.
• $88 million for the Coast Guard to design a new polar icebreaker (arctic ship).
• $448 million for constructing the Department of Homeland Security headquarters.
• $248 million for furniture at the new Homeland Security headquarters.
• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees.
• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's.
• $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs.
• $125 million for the Washington sewer system.
• $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities.
• $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion.
• $75 million for "smoking cessation activities."
• $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges.
• $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI.
• $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.
• $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.
• $6 billion to turn federal buildings into "green" buildings.
• $500 million for state and local fire stations.
• $650 million for wildland fire management on forest service lands.
• $1.2 billion for "youth activities," including youth summer job programs.
• $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service.
• $412 million for CDC buildings and property.
• $500 million for building and repairing National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, Maryland.
• $160 million for "paid volunteers" at the Corporation for National and Community Service.
• $5.5 million for "energy efficiency initiatives" at the Department of Veterans Affairs National Cemetery Administration.
• $850 million for Amtrak.
• $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint.
• $75 million to construct a "security training" facility for State Department Security officers when they can be trained at existing facilities of other agencies.
• $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems.
• $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations
• $15 million for the Midway Park Family Life Center in Euless, Texas, which, you'll be glad to note, includes both a senior center and aquatic facility.
• $9.5 million for a new sports complex is "needed" by Natchez, Mississippi "which would allow our city to host major regional and national sports tournaments."
• $20 million to help "develop a 60 acre multi-use sports field complex" in Henderson, Nevada
• $15 million for a sports park in Brigham City, Utah.
• $4 million to expand its tennis center in Arlington, Texas.
• $15 million for a "Moore Park Community Center, Tennis Center and Day Care" facility in Miami, Florida.
• $3.6 million to build a covered basketball court and a new tennis court at Robert King High Park, Miami, Florida.
• $94 million for the Orange Bowl parking garage, Miami, Florida.
• $7.6 million for a "Life Style Center" in La Porte, Texas.
• $1 million for Fruitvale Latino Cultural and Performing Arts Center in Oakland, California.

Some of these projects make sense in a stable, growing economy. But,... in these times of economic troubles (with more news of 598,000 jobs being cut in January 2009), are any of these purposed projects sane? Did they really just request $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture films? Does US taxpayers need to be spending their taxes on these items? We are officially in a recession and not sure where all of these projects fit in. All in all... most (not all) is pork.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings, and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourselves off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what you can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defence each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, for ever, in peace.